batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

11:27 pm  •  22 April 2014  •  88,534 notes

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

11:20 pm  •  22 April 2014  •  95,198 notes